Sixteen Candles

- My girlfriend is passed out in my room, I could violate her 10 different ways if I wanted to.
- What are you waiting for?

Are you kidding me? And that's a classic teen comedy? I'm sorry, because I love The Breakfast Club, but fuck you John Hughes for that piece of garbage dialogue.

In the credits, Anthony Michael Hall is credited as "geek". His name is clearly Ted throughout the movie. I'm sensing a low-key insult there.