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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Review Haiku:
    HATED both of them
    Then the driveway scene arrived
    And I was finished

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man


    Review Haiku:

    Life can be lonely
    Paul Dano, let the world in!
    And let your farts out

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  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini


    Review Haiku:

    There are no courgettes
    But that's one heavy salad
    Cried more than I laughed