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Damsel 2024
I love what MBB is doing with her Netflix deal.
Because of her, my daughter knows who Enola Holmes is.Damsel is like the Five Nights at Freddy’s of fantasy. It’s thrilling for younger audiences, and provides a safe gateway to darker stories.
This movie wasn’t made for me. But I still enjoyed the hell out of it because it made my little girl hoot and holler throughout. A+ memories.
I look forward to seeing what Brown brings us next.
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Casebusters 1986
Ultimate proof that, for better or worse, Wes Craven was a true auteur. Not one drop of blood is spilled. Nobody dies. Nothing supernatural happens. And yet every frame of this feels like The People Under the Stairs re-cut for the Disney Channel.