I'll always keep trying to watch pure action movies, but I think there's something about them that goes over my head. So many of them, including this, feel like a cold open, and I wait for the movie to actually start. Then suddenly it's the middle of the film and I don't know these characters, I don't know their names, what they're doing or why. Action films have little dialogue and what is spoken also goes over my head? Stuff…
1. Anyone else find mysterious plants in the international district after the eclipse today?
2. Marry someone who looks and dresses like Rick Morranis in LSOHorrors
3. Go on double dates with couples like Bill Murray/Steve Martin in LSOHorrors
4. Me: I remember the lyrics of Feed Me Seymour being kind of sexual
Audrey 2: *slithers a thick tentacle dick seductively up through Seymours vest and into his mouth*
Me: HOLY SHIT!
5. What is the sky?