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  • Assault on Precinct 13

    Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★½

    I'll always keep trying to watch pure action movies, but I think there's something about them that goes over my head. So many of them, including this, feel like a cold open, and I wait for the movie to actually start. Then suddenly it's the middle of the film and I don't know these characters, I don't know their names, what they're doing or why. Action films have little dialogue and what is spoken also goes over my head? Stuff…

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    1. Anyone else find mysterious plants in the international district after the eclipse today?

    2. Marry someone who looks and dresses like Rick Morranis in LSOHorrors

    3. Go on double dates with couples like Bill Murray/Steve Martin in LSOHorrors

    4. Me: I remember the lyrics of Feed Me Seymour being kind of sexual
    Audrey 2: *slithers a thick tentacle dick seductively up through Seymours vest and into his mouth*
    Me: HOLY SHIT!

    5. What is the sky?

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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    As of it's release, I think this is what every alien film was supposed to be. What other films brush off in seconds this film builds into an ultimate message. Some films are designed to give us hope, I left the theater in thankful tears.

  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★★½

    I had a lot to say in a review while watching this, but honestly, I think I just want to say that my faith in modern film making is rekindled, and I'm thankful and happy, and really proud of this production. I have love for this film