Oh, Mr. Fulci, why?!
Lucio Fulci attempting black comedy is like Michael Bay making a stab at subtlety... awkward and uncomfortable on every level.
Touch of Death is deathly unfunny, mind-numblingly dull with some of the crappiest gore FX I've ever seen. The saddest thing is though it's completely devoid of Fulci's usual mastery and instead we get some inane goofiness that's just painful to watch.