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  Yesterday 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 May 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Few people have appreciated this for the horror masterpiece it is.

  The first clue is when the guy's friends buy him a really nice acoustic guitar in a hardshell case. That's best part of a grand right there. Who spends that kind of money on their friends, honestly? An oligarch maybe. But not a primary school teacher and the assorted no-hope mates of a failed musician.

  There's clearly more to this than meets the eye.

  Then he gets it out…

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Dec 2021

  It is not a Christmas film.

  It is THE Christmas film.

Recent reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2023

  Imagine Ex Machina remade for morons who can't put their phones down for more than 5 minutes, with deliberate nods to RoboCop, Aliens, Die Hard and Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave, starring a female lead who is out-acted by a nine-year-old who is in turn out-acted by a robot, and with a personalised number plate for a title. It's exactly as much fun as it sounds.

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★½ Watched 22 Dec 2022

  How is this so popular? How? Absolute shocker.

Popular reviews

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Sep 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "What if being gaslit by your spouse, your friends and your entire town wasn't as much fun as it looked in The Truman Show?"

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  The Feast 2021

  ★ Watched 20 Aug 2022 1

  Best Welsh-language horror film I've seen.