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Napoleon 2023
I'll be honest, it was the end of a long day and I slept through large parts of this. The battles looked pretty epic though and Vanessa Kirby seemed to be doing a great job, so I gave it the star rating I imagined I would probably have given it if I'd seen the whole thing.
Thank god I don't write film reviews for a living, I'd be rubbish at it.
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Killers of the Flower Moon 2023
Well that started as 4.5 stars then lost half a star for every half hour it went over the maximum length any film should reasonably be. Get your shit together, Marty!
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Dream Scenario 2023
Just loved this. Very Truman Show/Being John Malkovich in how it let a single idea play out. After this and Massive Talent, I'm very much on board the late-period Cage bus and excited to see where it goes next.