Mark Whitaker

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Favorite films

  • L.A. Confidential
  • Jaws
  • La La Land
  • CachΓ©

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  • M3GAN

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  • TÁR

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  • Good Will Hunting

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  • This Is Going to Hurt

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  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Few people have appreciated this for the horror masterpiece it is.

    The first clue is when the guy's friends buy him a really nice acoustic guitar in a hardshell case. That's best part of a grand right there. Who spends that kind of money on their friends, honestly? An oligarch maybe. But not a primary school teacher and the assorted no-hope mates of a failed musician.

    There's clearly more to this than meets the eye.

    Then he gets it out…

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

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    It is not a Christmas film.

    It is THE Christmas film.

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

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    Imagine Ex Machina remade for morons who can't put their phones down for more than 5 minutes, with deliberate nods to RoboCop, Aliens, Die Hard and Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave, starring a female lead who is out-acted by a nine-year-old who is in turn out-acted by a robot, and with a personalised number plate for a title. It's exactly as much fun as it sounds.

  • Nativity!

    Nativity!

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    How is this so popular? How? Absolute shocker.

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "What if being gaslit by your spouse, your friends and your entire town wasn't as much fun as it looked in The Truman Show?"

  • The Feast

    The Feast

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    Best Welsh-language horror film I've seen.