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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Few people have appreciated this for the horror masterpiece it is.
The first clue is when the guy's friends buy him a really nice acoustic guitar in a hardshell case. That's best part of a grand right there. Who spends that kind of money on their friends, honestly? An oligarch maybe. But not a primary school teacher and the assorted no-hope mates of a failed musician.
There's clearly more to this than meets the eye.
Then he gets it out…
I'll be honest, it was the end of a long day and I slept through large parts of this. The battles looked pretty epic though and Vanessa Kirby seemed to be doing a great job, so I gave it the star rating I imagined I would probably have given it if I'd seen the whole thing.
Thank god I don't write film reviews for a living, I'd be rubbish at it.