Stalker

Stalker ½

Andrei Tarkovsky, more like Andrei BOREovsky, am I right?

You can nearly watch Marmaduke twice instead of watching this slow, boring piece of counterfeit kino.

Think about it!

That's TWICE the Surfin' action.
That's TWICE the DDR.
That's TWICE the dance sequences.
That's TWICE the action.
That's TWICE the hot cheese.

That is TWICE the BIG DAWG.

What would you rather?

Three Russian men being dull, or the Duke shredding the waves in glorious L.A.

I know what I would pick.