• The Magnificent Ambersons

    The Magnificent Ambersons

    Orson: Whaaa, my film was butchered by the Hollywood studio system, I'm so sad, I'm just going to wolf down this tasty scran.

    Marmaduke: I am the star of the greatest film ever made, Marmaduke 2 is coming out 2021, Marmaduke/Kangaroo Jack split ticket for the 2024 election.

    Who would you rather?

    Vote the duke for a brighter future!

  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    Turtle turtle turtle, turtle turtle!

    Turtle TURTLE TURTLE, turtle turtle, turtle.



    Am I turtley enough for the turtle club, yet?

    Ok, No?

    Right

    Turtle turtle.

    Turtle

    Turtle turtle turtle turtle, turtle turtle.

    Fuck this

    Marmaduke Rules!

  • Kangaroo Jack

    Kangaroo Jack

    Kangaroo Jack basically saved hip-hop and yet nobody will give him credit.

    Sad!

  • Get Duked!

    Get Duked!

    This film is foolish. They should know that the only person who can duke people is the duke himself, Marmaduke.

    The duke is a BIG DAWG, why would you do something so foolish. it's so stupid to anger the duke.

    the duke will kill!

  • The Birth of a Nation

    The Birth of a Nation

    Cinema was racist until the release of Marmaduke (2010)

  • Dial M for Murder
  • F for Fake

    F for Fake

    Orson is fake

    B for BIG
    D for DAWG
    M For Marmaduke

    All better ideas than fake Orson with his fat belly. The duke may be big but he's lean.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    Martin Scorsese only wants one thing and that is to kill his wife with a .44 magnum.

    However, The duke says no to murder, and he a BIG DAWG, so it's hard to disagree about that.

    1/2 star.

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    I'm so sick of these hack critics calling this piece of shit, the greatest film ever made.

    Excuse me, Marmaduke exists and he BIG DAWG, I wouldn't mess with him.

    Just because Welles can fly a camera through a neon sign doesn't mean he has anything on the duke.

    Rosebud can suck on the duke's large cock and balls.

  • Marmaduke

    Marmaduke

    Yeah! Up with the BIG DAWG! Marmaduke is big, he farts and he boogies like the world is ending. He just so big though, he a BIG DAWG. I love it when he shreds waves, Marmaduke is a surfin' man. He can hang ten like the rest of them. He probably can skate like Tony Hawk as well.

    Anyway, long live the Duke!