Marmaduke has written 7 reviews for films with no rating.

  • The Other Side of the Wind

    The Other Side of the Wind

    Orson: Hey guys, just thought I drop in to remind you that I have a hot Croatian girlfriend who looks wonderful in the nude. What do you mean I can't finish the picture? I am the great Orson Welles, master of cinema, literal god. Also, Antonioni can suck my cock.

    The Duke: That stupid fraud Orson has no message other than girlfriend attractive. And he's supposed to be one of the greatest filmmakers ever. Has he ever met my good…

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    I've been trying to contact Marty.

    I need to send him my script for Marmaduke 2 as he seems the director that fits my bold scope.

    I don't why he's making this piece of shit when my 180-page script is sitting in his emails.

    I know my script sounds a bit long and it may be a bit sexually graphic but Marmaduke has to mature.

    He might be a BIG DAWG but he's marketed to children at the moment. I…

  • Martin Scorsese's Quarantine Short Film

    Martin Scorsese's Quarantine Short Film

    I've never been much of a Scorsese man. I've always found him very overrated. Like who can actually consider Taxi Driver a good film? Nobody correct.

    But today I gave Scorsese a chance and I think I'm a changed man. Martin Scorsese’s Quarantine Short Film is the best film Scorsese has ever made.

    While I think the rest of his filmography is hot garbage (except Shark Tale, of course). Now when people talk about their favourite Scorsese film, I don't have to call him a talentless hack with no good films.

  • Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

    Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

    "There were too many of us, we had access to too much equipment, too much money, and little by little we went insane."

    Tom Dey after completing his magnum opus, Marmaduke.

  • Fitzcarraldo

    Fitzcarraldo

    It must be sad to be Werner Herzog and pull a boat over a mountain, only for Marmaduke to come out and blow away any other movie.

    All that work, yet Maramduke's hilarious farts are still more entertaining.

  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    Turtle turtle turtle, turtle turtle!

    Turtle TURTLE TURTLE, turtle turtle, turtle.



    Am I turtley enough for the turtle club, yet?

    Ok, No?

    Right

    Turtle turtle.

    Turtle

    Turtle turtle turtle turtle, turtle turtle.

    Fuck this

    Marmaduke Rules!

  • Get Duked!

    Get Duked!

    This film is foolish. They should know that the only person who can duke people is the duke himself, Marmaduke.

    The duke is a BIG DAWG, why would you do something so foolish. it's so stupid to anger the duke.

    the duke will kill!