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  • House
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Sole Survivor

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  • Jennifer's Body

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  • Beach Party

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  • The Hunger

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  • Where the Boys Are

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  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

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    The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

    Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

  • Critters

    Critters

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    So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

    Grovers Bend, Kansas.

    I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

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    The Horror of Marna Larsen presents: πŸ¦„Super🌈QueerπŸ¦‡Horror Classics

    My major freakout not gay enough moment this June (because there always is one) is actually restarting my phone because no way I post this to stories and like ...no one will even ...sometimes I just worry that

    I keep thinking someday: I will be published and the other legit queer horror authors who have been published (and didn't get ambiguous replies that may be code for too gay but may also…

  • Beach Party

    Beach Party

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    'The pit! Bring me my pendulum, kiddies; I feel like swingin'

    My obsession with fake surfing at least distracts me from compulsively collecting 'vintage' circa 2007 cardigans from anthropologie

    See? I didn't purchase a single cardigan the entire time I was watching this ... or 80s Halloween mug (the kind originally sold in grocery stores) or VHS tape. Certainly, i don't need this on VHS ...Or do i??

    Next weekend, I start really going through the house to get rid…

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

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    Ok, everyone just calm down. All we need to do is find the one person in this New England fishing town who owns a slicker.

  • The Seventh Victim

    The Seventh Victim

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    Pre-60s horror Tuesdays:

    The main character Jacqueline (who still feels like the main character despite being onscreen very little and only showing up about a third of the way thru this) reveals a dangerous secret to her psychiatrist. Back then, gayness was a mental disorder called 'homesexuality' and (especially if you were female, but this assumption is purely based on the statistical likelihood of being considered the legal property of others more often than men were) you could be forcibly…