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  • House
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Sole Survivor

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  • Vertigo

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  • Canadian Bacon

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  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

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  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

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    The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

    Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

  • Critters

    Critters

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    So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

    Grovers Bend, Kansas.

    I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

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    About half way through this, my robot partner accused the low battery message of being passive aggressive and said, 'shut up Megan' which I thought was a pretty clever joke considering I'm their primary programmer.

    BUT then, after the movie, Windows suggested an update and they closed the laptop, as though to punctuate the end of a lot and I mean A LOT of complaining about there being no kill switch.

    Whereas, a flawed organic system of rot and irrationality…

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo

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    Being too overdressed and morbid to go to the forest is both my total vibe, and all i aspire to in life. πŸŒ²πŸ’€πŸŒ²πŸ’€πŸŒ²πŸ’€πŸŒ²πŸ’€πŸŒ²

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

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    Ok, everyone just calm down. All we need to do is find the one person in this New England fishing town who owns a slicker.

  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

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    Twirling around and around in a pretty white dress with strawberry ice cream at the beach is exactly how i want to finally lose all touch with reality