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  • House
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Sole Survivor

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  • Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

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  • Witch's Night Out

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  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

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    The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

    Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

  • Critters

    Critters

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    So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

    Grovers Bend, Kansas.

    I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

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  • Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

    Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

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    I'm sorry but who the fuck doesn't like sunflowers??

    It's like a millennial wrote this or something, like 'oh sunflowers are so misunderstood' and not plastered on every piece of clothing in the Bon Marche when I was in junior high

  • Witch's Night Out

    Witch's Night Out

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    OK I admit: I rarely look things up on the Wikipedia (or imbd which honestly I do not prefer unless I need to know who played literally everyone, which sometimes I do, but I try and avoid it due to mild dyslexia where I cannot say imdb or sp3ll it apparently) so i just now found out Catherine o hara is Malicious!!!!!

    But actually the reason I am on here at all is because it just struck me how: deep…

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  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

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    Twirling around and around in a pretty white dress with strawberry ice cream at the beach is exactly how i want to finally lose all touch with reality

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

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    Ok, everyone just calm down. All we need to do is find the one person in this New England fishing town who owns a slicker.