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  • Patton

    Patton

    ★★★★

    “i was interested to see a bible by your bed. you actually find time to read it?”

    “i sure do. every goddamned day.”

  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory

    ★★★

    the ars poetica was a bit thick imo

  • The Longest Day

    The Longest Day

    ★★★

    even the not so good old war flicks show a command of staging action that expose the ineptness of most franchise-action-bits today.

  • Das Boot

    Das Boot

    ★★★★★

    one almost begins to wonder if the german captain we have been led to esteem, by the end of it, is no different from hitler himself: a conjurer of tricks and illusions, drawing the impossible out of his men, in service only of destruction.

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

    honestly slick af

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★★

    honestly this slaps

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★

    v nice, many emotions, good performances, v good Greta

  • Togo

    Togo

    ★★★

    balto u lucky bastard

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★★★

    trippy af. north pole as hallucinatory mecca/vatican city

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

    honestly, when they started fighting in the water wreckage i went “oh no i actually like this” lmao

    finally some goddamn spectacle in a disney star war. in no way has this any real connection to lucas’s saga, but it’s so out of control that it loops around to being more authentically star wars than any of disney’s other cynical entries.

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★

    enjoyable for sure

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

    obi-wan and the emperor want luke to do the same thing: kill his father