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  • Lady Bird
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Hercules
  • The Devil Wears Prada

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  • Scream

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

  • Polar Bear

    ★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    still slaps.
    speaking of, I wish neve campbell would slap ME.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As of right now, moments after this film has ended, I am incredibly angry at the direction taken and it feels a smidge sexist???


    AFTER SLEEP UPDATE: Dr. Strange himself annoys me. America Chavez is…fine? Christine is “A red wig and a silver dress? I don’t think.” Wanda’s arc infuriated me, then I understand, then I’m infuriated again. She just coped with her grief exponentially in WandaVision and now you’re making her unequivocally evil? I wanted her to keep killing!

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  • Belfast

    Belfast

    I usually write something quippy on here. Something light and fluffy with some dumb joke I think of that makes me say “Ah, that’s it!” in the middle of the film.
    However, this movie made me mad. All the performances were stressfully underwritten, not allowing for any of them do anything. When they did speak, it was strictly in quips and cliches. The children were all overly precocious. Every scene lasted about 15 seconds. Kenneth’s direction was so pretentious. (OH? You slanted your camera? How DIFFERENT.)
    I went into this film so excited and left beyond confused by the love it is receiving.

  • Together Together

    Together Together

    ★★★½

    Patti Harrison for more leading roles, plz.
    Patti Harrison for more awards, plz.
    Patti Harrison to be my friend, plz.