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  • Good bye, Lenin!

    Good bye, Lenin!


    This film is perfect. Can we PLEASEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE appreciate Daniel Bruhl for the amazing actor and genuinely amazing piece of ass that he is already?

    ***No sexual harassment intended in this post. Daniel Bruhl is just an incredible acting talent and all 'round fine human being and I want it to be public knowledge on my part.***

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


    Alfonso - "Ok, I think I'm finished the final cut of Y tu mama Tambien. It's been great going back to basics and getting in touch with the reason why I made movies in the first place. Yes, this independently financed philosophical teenage sex-romp road trip movie for adults really did it for me!"

    Carlos - "What will you be working on after this?"

    Alfonso - "Harry Potter 3."

    Carlos - :/

    Alfonso - :/

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    "Out of four possible stars, Rolling Stone has given it... the shit emoji. So... mixed. Let's call it mixed reviews" - Conner4Real

  • Passengers



    Guys... this movie received more Oscar nominations than:

    - I, Daniel Blake
    - Silence
    - American Honey
    - Hunt for the Wilderpeople
    - Julieta
    - Nocturnal Animals
    - Swiss Army Man
    - Paterson
    - Lemonade
    - The Neon Demon
    - Edge of Seventeen
    - Louder Than Bombs

    ... why?