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  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    ★★★½

    "Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn"

    I loved this movie when I was 11 and too young to understand half the jokes and I love it at 24 when I realize the jokes are just plain fucking dumb.

  • The Snapper

    The Snapper

    ★★★½

    "You know what I'd like to do with these, Burgess? Snip, snip!"

    Drinking while pregnant? Really? Such a shame because this movie is excellent but I think that's inexcusable from the lead character and the people around her who let her drink while heavily pregnant.

    Colm Meaney is MVP though.

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    "Out of four possible stars, Rolling Stone has given it... the shit emoji. So... mixed. Let's call it mixed reviews" - Conner4Real

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ½

    Guys... this movie received more Oscar nominations than:

    - I, Daniel Blake
    - Silence
    - American Honey
    - Hunt for the Wilderpeople
    - Julieta
    - Nocturnal Animals
    - Swiss Army Man
    - Paterson
    - Lemonade
    - The Neon Demon
    - Edge of Seventeen
    - Louder Than Bombs

    ... why?