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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

    So... we trust Michael Bay with 217 million dollars, but we can't spare like 10 million dollars to get another Charlie Kaufman movie made... I fucking hate the world sometimes.

  • Lady Macbeth

    Lady Macbeth

    ★★★½

    Jane Eyre by way of Gone Girl.

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  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ½

    Guys... this movie received more Oscar nominations than:

    - I, Daniel Blake
    - Silence
    - American Honey
    - Hunt for the Wilderpeople
    - Julieta
    - Nocturnal Animals
    - Swiss Army Man
    - Paterson
    - Lemonade
    - The Neon Demon
    - Edge of Seventeen
    - Louder Than Bombs

    ... why?

  • War Dogs

    War Dogs

    "I miss the balls out mayhem of Scorsese. The Wolf of Wall Street was the shit!" - Jonah Hill coming down from his Oscar rush.

    "I miss Damian Chazelle. Intense set-ups. Fast, inventive editing with a mean totalitarian leading the charge over a cool, unforgettable score." - Miles Teller lamenting Whiplash

    "Hey guys, I wrote this script. It's got tits and it's 'bout guns and shit. Want in?" - Todd Philips after a bong load of kush.

    "Fuck it." - Hill and Teller accept their fate.