Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Groundhog Day
  • Blade Runner

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  • Jurassic World Dominion


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


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Popular reviews

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I didn't see The Godfather until a couple of years ago. I never liked the poster. The Godfather himself looks like someone's old grandpa and that weird puppet master logo creeped me out.

    Let's get the obvious stuff out of the way. This is one beige movie. By beige I mean its color scheme. I saw an analysis of the average colors of all the frames in this movie and it's literally all beige.

    Then there's the wedding. Oh man,…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The original Star Wars movies are my favorite movies of all time. They mean a lot to me, both because I think they are very entertaining movies as such and because they were an integral part of my childhood.

    Obviously, no new Star Wars movie will ever have the same impact on me as the originals did, so disappointment should be expected. With that said, The Last Jedi was more of a disappointment than I ever could have anticipated.