Favorite films

  • D.E.B.S.
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A Friend to Die For

Recent activity

All
  • Dark Glasses

    ★★★

  • Pinup Dolls on Ice

    ★★½

  • The Untold Story 2

    ★★½

  • Evil Bong 888: Infinity High

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Pinup Dolls on Ice

    Pinup Dolls on Ice

    ★★½

    This is good because one of the gals says DO YOU WANT SOME DICK FOR LUNCH? whilst throwing dollar bills around

  • Deadware

    Deadware

    ★★★

    If you’re going to commit to The Bit at least try and make it look like a desktop and internet from 1999, the images load straight away, the webcams are better than mine was in 2006, there’s a search engine, nothing has a dancing baby gif and there isn’t a Bruno the ape desktop pal anywhere. I’m actually more and more mad the more I think about how terrible this is, you could never play house of hunger in 1999…

Popular reviews

More
  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

    Do you have a film that makes you so happy but so completely sad at the same time? Because this film, this hazy and soft and sparkly film is mine.

  • The Cat Returns

    The Cat Returns

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes you want to watch a deep, meaningful Ghibli film and then sometimes you wanna watch one about a girl who thinks "yeah man, I'd have sex with that cat".

    BECAUSE WE WOULD ALL HAVE SEX WITH THAT CAT.