Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • The Godfather
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • It's a Wonderful Life

Recent activity

  • Mission: Impossible III


  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


  • Vampire's Kiss


  • The Wild

Recent reviews

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III



    The most underrated film in the franchise. Great direction from J.J. Abrams, and arguably features the best villain in the series, played by the late Philip Seymour Hoffman.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse



    Rewatched in preparation for Across the SpiderVerse. Still one of the best animated movies in recent memory, and one that's far better than it has any right to be considering the studio behind it was previously known for the Open Season franchise, The Smurfs, and The Emoji Movie.

Popular reviews

  • Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

    Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron


    An animated animal movie, made by the crudest animation studio ever, with no dialogue coming from our main horse characters except some cheesy narration from Matt Damon, a 100% serious plot with very little slapstick gags, alongside some top-quality and jaw-dropping mixtures of 2D animated characters and CG-animated landscapes, some high emotional trauma with sequences that rival How to Train Your Dragon, and the bizarre collaboration of music provided by Hans Zimmer and Bryan Adams of all people.

    One of DreamWorks' most spectacular and highly underrated films to date.

    "I couldn't believe it. One minute I was free and the next: More ropes."

    9/10 (near-flawless)

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword


    I will never understand the mentality of modern filmgoers. They'll say they want something original and different, but when an original and different film comes out, they'll complain that it is weird, silly, and bonkers, even though the sequel or remake they just watched has the same elements and the love the living crap out of it (like Guardians 2, for instance).

    That's why I'm bummed that films like King Arthur: Legend of the Sword flopped, because in my eyes,…