• Mayhem

    Mayhem

    ★★

    was hoping this would be like a wittier, infected version of The Belko Experiment (one of my biggest guilty pleasure films) but all i got was a very annoying and unfunny attempt at the quirks of stuff like Deadpool and Crank. for a movie about chaos and carnage it plays off a bit too clean. give me something gruesome! show me something fucked up! that’s the whole reason i like The Belko Experiment so much, and this has the whole working…

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★

    “i wanted to see what it was that made him crawl under there.”

  • Flubber

    Flubber

    ★★

    oh ok turns out it’s bad!

  • The Hours

    The Hours

    ★★★½

    damn these bitches sad!

  • James and the Giant Peach

    James and the Giant Peach

    ★★★½

    “you call that a life?? it’s no pile of dirt!”

    core memory type movie, as a kid those glow worms always looked like spiral pasta to me and they made me sooooo hungry lol

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★

    the deaths in this one go hard

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★½

    idk it was whatever! kinda very stupid with surface-level satire that hits one note over and over again. rolled my eyes a lot. i really liked colin stetson’s score!

  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★★½

    DAMN lmao

  • Prevenge

    Prevenge

    too br*t*sh for me

  • The House of the Devil

    The House of the Devil

    ★★★

    a lot of this left my mind so i wanted to revisit. it looks like something plucked straight outta the ‘70s which is an incredible thing to pull off, but it’s way too slow for its own good and takes over an hour to actually kick in. definitely worth a watch but i wish i liked it more.

  • Respect

    Respect

    ★★½

    this movie ends with a very bland recreation of the church performance that is in the concert film Amazing Grace and while watching it i felt so much shame for seeing this before seeing the actual concert footage 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • I Love My Dad

    I Love My Dad

    ★★½

    jesus fucking christ