was hoping this would be like a wittier, infected version of The Belko Experiment (one of my biggest guilty pleasure films) but all i got was a very annoying and unfunny attempt at the quirks of stuff like Deadpool and Crank. for a movie about chaos and carnage it plays off a bit too clean. give me something gruesome! show me something fucked up! that’s the whole reason i like The Belko Experiment so much, and this has the whole working…
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James and the Giant Peach 1996
“you call that a life?? it’s no pile of dirt!”
core memory type movie, as a kid those glow worms always looked like spiral pasta to me and they made me sooooo hungry lol
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The House of the Devil 2009
a lot of this left my mind so i wanted to revisit. it looks like something plucked straight outta the ‘70s which is an incredible thing to pull off, but it’s way too slow for its own good and takes over an hour to actually kick in. definitely worth a watch but i wish i liked it more.
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