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  • Pinocchio's Revenge

    Pinocchio's Revenge

    An obvious ripoff of the Chucky movies, PINOCCHIO’S REVENGE stars Rosalind Allen (TICKS) as Jennifer Garrick, a defense attorney trying to appeal the conviction of her client (Lewis Van Bergen), who was charged with murdering his young son. The client, a woodworker named Vincent Gotto (woof), was caught burying the body of his son along with a wooden Pinocchio puppet. Allen brings the Pinocchio doll home, where her daughter Zoe (Brittany Alyse Smith) takes a shining to it, even speaking…

  • Dracula III: Legacy

    Dracula III: Legacy

    ★★½

    Continuing the cliffhanger from the end of DRACULA II, defrocked priest Jason Scott Lee (the title role in DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY) and grad student Jason London (Randall “Pink” Floyd in DAZED AND CONFUSED) travel from New Orleans to Bucharest in pursuit of newly turned vampire Diane Neal (ADA Casey Novak on LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT) and Judas Iscariot, now known as Count Dracula and played by Rutger Hauer (BLADE RUNNER). DRACULA III is an improvement on its…

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  • Action U.S.A.

    Action U.S.A.

    ★★★★½

    Only watch this if you love car chases, car jumps, car explosions, car smashes, and burning men.

  • Invasion of the Star Creatures

    Invasion of the Star Creatures

    ½

    Goddamn this wretched science fiction comedy created by a pair of Roger Corman actors. Jonathan Haze, the star of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, wrote the story and screenplay, which was originally titled MONSTERS FROM NICHOLSON MESA as a tribute to AIP head honcho James H. Nicholson. Bruno ve Sota, whose Corman credits include A BUCKET OF BLOOD and THE WASP WOMAN, directed the film, his third and last as a director. INVASION OF THE STAR CREATURES is worse than any…