martyn

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth . That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

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  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

  • The Northman

  • Misery

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  • Runaway

    Runaway

    Judging from this and the earlier Westworld, I'm pretty sure a robot must have fucked Michael Crichton's wife at some point.

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    Some people will tell you that Alien is the better film.

    DO NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE

    Put simply, Aliens fucking OWNS. I remember waiting for this to be released on VHS. I was 12 in 1986 so unless I went on a friends shoulders while wearing an extra long coat, I wasn't going to see it at the cinema. Video was another matter. After months of calculated assaults on my parents good nature ("there's some swearing I think mum, but…