martyn

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth . That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

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  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    I would absolutely watch a spin-off movie of Arnold-as-Carl driving around helping people choose what curtains they want.

  • Shoot to Kill

    Shoot to Kill

    Deadly Pursuit aka Shoot to Kill aka Hot Justice aka Deadly Chase aka Silent Death aka Mountain Justice aka Finding Forester aka Lethal Force aka Chasing Justice aka Lethal Pursuit aka Diamond Justice aka Hot Pursuit aka Braddock: Missing in Action 3 aka Contract to Kill aka River Deep Mountain Death aka Race for Justice aka Deadly Pursuit aka Extreme Contact aka Silent Revenge aka Hostile Conditions aka Silent Revenge aka Death Chase aka Finders Keepers aka Deadly Death aka Fatal Chase aka Lethal Justice aka Fatal Pursuit aka Chasing Justice aka

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  • Runaway

    Runaway

    Judging from this and the earlier Westworld, I'm pretty sure a robot must have fucked Michael Crichton's wife at some point.

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    Some people will tell you that Alien is the better film.

    DO NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE

    Put simply, Aliens fucking OWNS. I remember waiting for this to be released on VHS. I was 12 in 1986 so unless I went on a friends shoulders while wearing an extra long coat, I wasn't going to see it at the cinema. Video was another matter. After months of calculated assaults on my parents good nature ("there's some swearing I think mum, but…