Wow. I can't believe I used to think this was funny....well, the bubble wrap outfits popping every time they move was funny, but that's about all.
Wild West Summer 2019 ( boxd.it/2Vf9g ) 18 - Watch a Western that has been on your watchlist forever
It pretty much takes the idea of the Due South TV series and flips it from a fish out of water Mountie in the US, to a fish out of water American outlaw in Canada. But also a Western this time. Paul Gross is always a charming, likable and funny fellow and Graham Greene shows up briefly so that's always a plus. It really feels more like a TV movie than theatrical, but whatever, the cast is great and I laughed. Good enough for me.
Almost two hours of me yelling at my screen: RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! NO!!!, WATCH OUT!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!! NO! DON'T KILL THAT GUY!!! WATCH OUT LITTLE GIRL!! I FREAKIN' LOVE THAT DUDE!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! JESUS THAT WAS AMAZING!!! GO! GO! GO!!! I REALLY LOVE THAT DUDE!!! WATCH OUT!!!! <SOB> <SOB><---(yes I cried), SAVE THE KID!!! AWW SHE'S SO CUTE!!! HOLY CHRIST!!! NO! DON'T KILL HER!!! i HOPE THOSE GUYS GET MUNCHED!!! WATCH OUT!!! COOOOOL!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! F**K THAT GUY!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!! <SOB> <SOB>, THE KID CAN'T SING BUT SHE'S ADORABLE!!!
and finally... i LOVE THE MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE END CREDITS!!!
Scene after scene of dudes with mud on their faces attacking people with guns, knives, teeth, and drinking their blood...and ripping women's shirts off. Really goofy, over-the-top Italian zombie/rage virus/The Crazies flick with some great gore set pieces, bad dubbing, blood everywhere, dancing, and a twist ending that is both stupid and awesome at the same time.