I have no idea why I decided to watch this. I know next to nothing about Pokemon. I'm not a huge fan of Ryan Reynolds. But I'm shocked how much of this was familiar. Most of the Pokemon beasties at least looked familiar. And I recognized the supposedly bad guy Mew Too (or whatever the name is). So I guess Pokemon has infiltrated pop culture to the extent that even a shut in, antisocial, person who barely knows what's going…
Daily Horror Hunt #17 – November Horror 2019 Day 1. Watch a pre-code horror movie.
I takes a long time to even get to the island and apart from a cute monkey band playing some music (I don't even like monkeys, but this was really adorable!), not much happened for the first 40 minutes, except watching people feel sorry for themselves. But I was watching for the stop motion monster fights, and I got them. And they were pretty cool…
Almost two hours of me yelling at my screen: RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! NO!!!, WATCH OUT!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!! NO! DON'T KILL THAT GUY!!! WATCH OUT LITTLE GIRL!! I FREAKIN' LOVE THAT DUDE!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! JESUS THAT WAS AMAZING!!! GO! GO! GO!!! I REALLY LOVE THAT DUDE!!! WATCH OUT!!!! <SOB> <SOB><---(yes I cried), SAVE THE KID!!! AWW SHE'S SO CUTE!!! HOLY CHRIST!!! NO! DON'T KILL HER!!! i HOPE THOSE GUYS GET MUNCHED!!! WATCH OUT!!! COOOOOL!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! F**K THAT GUY!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!! <SOB> <SOB>, THE KID CAN'T SING BUT SHE'S ADORABLE!!!
and finally... i LOVE THE MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE END CREDITS!!!
Scene after scene of dudes with mud on their faces attacking people with guns, knives, teeth, and drinking their blood...and ripping women's shirts off. Really goofy, over-the-top Italian zombie/rage virus/The Crazies flick with some great gore set pieces, bad dubbing, blood everywhere, dancing, and a twist ending that is both stupid and awesome at the same time.