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  • True Romance
  • The Descent
  • Spider Baby
  • The Driller Killer

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  • Family for Christmas

    ★★★

  • Casper's First Christmas

    ★★★

  • A Cheerful Christmas

  • A Midnight Kiss

    ★★★½

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  • The House by the Cemetery

    The House by the Cemetery

    ★★★★★

    My Eyes Hurt When I Go Outside, It's Too Bright!!! (or, My Halloween Horrorfest 2018) Movie #17

    So back in the day I was into tape trading (look it up!), mostly metal demos and the like, but every once in a while I'd get a horror VHS from one of my friends. One particular tape, I think he'd sent me Don't Look In The Basement but I can't be sure, featured a bunch of trailers for other horror movies and…

  • Eaten Alive!

    Eaten Alive!

    ★★★½

    This here is like a "greatest hits" album of all the animal death scenes from earlier Italian Cannibal flix. I mean I recognized almost every single one of them from other movies. And there are a lot of animal deaths. So be warned. I think there's actually more animals being killed than people being munched by cannibals which seems very wrong. It's a cannibal movie with not enough cannibals. But it does have a Jonestown-esque (or just straight up Jonestown)…

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  • Family for Christmas

    Family for Christmas

    ★★★

    Honestly? I think Santa was a total cruel jerk. No matter how they made it seem at the end.

  • A Cheerful Christmas

    A Cheerful Christmas

    Ok, the dude's British accent sounds so phoney (btw he's from Canada) but that wasn't ruinous for the movie. What was awful was the female lead. She feels like a failed comedian who got stuck in a Hallmark movie. Hyper and annoying.

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  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Almost two hours of me yelling at my screen: RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! NO!!!, WATCH OUT!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!! NO! DON'T KILL THAT GUY!!! WATCH OUT LITTLE GIRL!! I FREAKIN' LOVE THAT DUDE!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! JESUS THAT WAS AMAZING!!! GO! GO! GO!!! I REALLY LOVE THAT DUDE!!! WATCH OUT!!!! <SOB> <SOB><---(yes I cried), SAVE THE KID!!! AWW SHE'S SO CUTE!!! HOLY CHRIST!!! NO! DON'T KILL HER!!! i HOPE THOSE GUYS GET MUNCHED!!! WATCH OUT!!! COOOOOL!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! F**K THAT GUY!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!! <SOB> <SOB>, THE KID CAN'T SING BUT SHE'S ADORABLE!!!

    and finally... i LOVE THE MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE END CREDITS!!!

  • Nightmare City

    Nightmare City

    ★★★★

    Scene after scene of dudes with mud on their faces attacking people with guns, knives, teeth, and drinking their blood...and ripping women's shirts off. Really goofy, over-the-top Italian zombie/rage virus/The Crazies flick with some great gore set pieces, bad dubbing, blood everywhere, dancing, and a twist ending that is both stupid and awesome at the same time.