Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Widows
  • Local Hero
  • The Souvenir

Recent activity

  • The Batman


  • Constantine

  • Section 1

  • The Black Phone

Recent reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Rewatched with roommate grant

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    a fun and clever blumhouse supernatural horror flick. Creates a misty, staticky, feeling of dread that gets punctuated by some pretty effective jump scares. Very sweet and believable older brother/younger sister dynamic. Very cool scary mask on The Grabber, love how much fun hawke has playing a really vile character. As is custom with some recent horror films I’ve seen, there’s moments where the directors references deep through and almost over power the movie you’re watching. These moments largely feel earned.

Popular reviews

  • Necktie


    Heard joke once:

    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels burdened by the bourgeoisie's capacity for violence and need for control.

    Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The comedic director Yorgos Lanthimos made a new film. Go see it. That should give you comfort."

    Man bursts into tears. Says,

    "But doctor...I am Yorgos Lanthimos."

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    Mac & Dennis Move to The Lighthouse