Greta Gerwig is the mastermind who called Barbie a fascist in her own movie
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
Four times in this film some kids decide they have to go save other captured kids and comes out the other side with a different set of kids now captured.
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The Usual Suspects 1995
Spent the entire second half of this movie thinking "Where have I heard of Keyser Size before??
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Strange World 2022
Honestly, the whole thing would have been nearly perfect if they had just cut the entire family relationship storyline. Can't we just have a cool story about explorers and farmers and man's relationship with the environment without a dad commiting the same sins his dad committed?
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Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 2022
At no point in this film was I not fully, painfully aware that there was a big CGI crocodile on the screen. Disbelief could not be suspended. It's muteness only made it all the more jarring when it began singing.
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Don Jon 2013
I've got so many good one-liners for this review I'm going to write them all, here we go:
I too would like to know how the Catholic Church calculates the Hail Marys.
Give Brie Larson the Oscar!
Unlike porn, real pussy will kill you.
Really all that Jon needed the whole time was to be on bottom.
JGL actually rote a part for himself where he jacked off too much.
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