Paul Dano putting Daniel Day-Lewis on his knees and slapping him silly while yelping about sin is my kink.

None of these remakes are necessary in any capacity, but it's a fun exercise in nostalgia.

Did I only watch this movie to hear 30 seconds of the McElroy brothers? Yes.

To [watch Fantastic Four] is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
                      - Friedrich Nietzsche

May our collective suffering through this movie serve as penance for our wrongdoings & pave the road toward a future with a good Fantastic Four movie.

Howl’s the kind of dude who listens to American Football while bathing in his own melodramatic self-loathing.