Matt has written 7 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Granted people are going to feel divisive about the plot feeling different than expected, and i kinda felt the same way, but overall, i still think a very exceptional addition to one of the most well-known franchises of all time. RIP Carrie Fisher

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    - None

    - Terrible Acting

    - Horrible Directing

    - Abysmal Script

    - Bad Cinematography

    - Atrocious Editing

    - No funny jokes

    - Nonsensical Plot

    - Annoying Characters

    - Poor way of executing its message

    - Mediocre Pacing

    Overall Grade: F (0/10)

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes


    Apes... Together... Strong!

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    Just a lame, cash-grabbing attempt to start a new cinematic universe that we didn't even ask for. Even though some of the technical aspects of the movie are decent, everything else from an acting, script, directing, editing, and pacing perspective just felt completely off. You don't feel the amount of fun that you felt in the 1999 version and you don't even feel the terrifying aspects of the haunting imagery of the 1932 version either. It's just completely full of…

  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    If i have to watch Michael Fassbender honk like a donkey ever again, i will never like him ever again.

    This is probably one of the most dull experiences at a theater I've ever had, and this is one of the absolute worst movies i'ver ever seen. It basically has everything i hate in a film:

    Rushed Production, Bland Performances, Abysmal Directing, and an uninteresting plot.

    I felt like sleeping throughout the entire movie, and I wouldn't blame anyone else…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    I'm Mary Poppins, yall!

  • Logan



    6 months since i've seen it, and this movie STILL holds up as one of the best superhero movies of the 2010s