Matt has written 6 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen is not only an incompetent mess on every single level imaginable, but it has got to me one of the most infuriating, boring, and downright misguided pieces of media i have ever witnessed in my entire life. 

    I’m actually going to leave the story, directing, and writing because of the amount i have to say about those aspects of this monstrosity. But first, i’m going to start off by talking about the performances. There isn’t a single…

  • F9

    F9

    Both cinema and my mental health are officially dead. And you have none other than this corporate pile of misery and nonsense to thank. Actual “filmmaking” and “storytelling” are completely absent throughout the runtime and are replaced with everything you could think of that i hate in modern filmmaking nowadays (Style over substance nonsense, no enjoyment factor, the look & feel of a corporate sellout, etc.). As much as i admit that there are movies that i enjoy for dumb fun, i…

  • Jellyfish Eyes

    Jellyfish Eyes

    Jellyfish Eyes is quite possibly one of the most misguided, incompetent, anger-inducing, and WORST films i think i’ve ever seen. This is a film that fuels me with anger just thinking about it.

    Let’s first start with its acting. Nobody gives any form of effort in their performances. Every single one of the cast members either come off as bland and unauthentic to cheesy and over-the-top, thus resulting in amplifying the overtly and unbearably cloying nature of the film (but…

  • The Marksman

    The Marksman

    The Marksman is one of those films that feels like the filmmakers felt afraid to take any risks. Every single aspect of the filmmaking in this movie feels safe and even incompetent at times.

    The script feels like it was written by a high school (or even middle school) student who has no experience in filmmaking and had a friend write it for him in less than a week. Literally anyone can write dialogue, plot points, and action scenes the…

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    What an infuriating mess! A mixture of Oscar-Bait melodrama and possibly some of the worst acting, directing, cinematography, editing, and writing of the whole year! But what really gets to me is how this film delivers its message! I cannot go into it that much because i don’t want to give away spoilers, but it is downright baffling! Definitely a contender for one of the worst films of the year!

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    Just a lame, cash-grabbing attempt to start a new cinematic universe that we didn't even ask for. Even though some of the technical aspects of the movie are decent, everything else from an acting, script, directing, editing, and pacing perspective just felt completely off. You don't feel the amount of fun that you felt in the 1999 version and you don't even feel the terrifying aspects of the haunting imagery of the 1932 version either. It's just completely full of…