Matt has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2021.

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    A Quiet Place II is a film that completely misses what made the first film so effective and unique while falling flat at trying to be distinct from the first one, which results in yet another bland, everyday Hollywood-manufactured horror film amongst the many that have come out recently. 

    The acting did not stand out to at all with the exception of Cillian Murphy. He is the only character i cared about throughout the runtime as he captures the fear…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Looks folks, i usually don’t shut off a film less than 50 minutes in, but... that was just bad...

    Edit: NO, this is not an April Fool’s joke! Just pointing it out before i get comments about it

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom


    Saló or The 120 Days Of Sodom is the pure definition of a film that thinks that it is smart and artistic when in actuality it’s nothing more than just a lazy shlockfest that only serves as an attempt to somehow shock the audience through its imagery with no actual reasoning behind it whatsoever. Keyword being ATTEMPT. 

    Aside from some ok acting, music, and cinematography, this is a film that has little of what can be considered a structure. The…

  • Brother Bear

    Brother Bear


    Oof. Way worse than I remembered.

    But hey, it’s at least more tolerable to sit through than Hillbilly Elegy.

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry


    Yes, i’m just as perplexed as you folks reading this, but this surprisingly... wasn’t terrible. Not good, obviously, but slightly better than I expected. Weird, huh?

    Edit (4/1/2021): Now i know what you guys mean