Matt has written 4 reviews for films rated during 2021.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Screw Don Cheadle Word Of The Day, i’m originating Don Cheadle PHRASE Of The Day (or evening in this case), and today’s phrase is:

    …What the actual fuck was this ironically enjoyable (at times) yet still incompetent, batshit crazy, bizarre cinematic enigma all about???

    *falls on floor and starts laughing so hard to a point where he passes out*

  • The Little Panda Fighter

    The Little Panda Fighter

    *shoutouts to Agostino (aka Creeper3455) for watching this with me*

    The list of nicknames i came up with for Pancada as we were watching (though shoutouts to Schaffrillas Productions for coming up with most of them in his video on the movie):

    Pancake
    Panda Cotton
    Panda Cactus
    Panda Carrot
    Pansexual
    Pancreas
    Pan Shot
    Pandemic
    Pan fryer
    Panda Crackers
    Panda Crap
    Panda Carcass
    Pantomine

    Let me know if i missed any, Agostino ;)

  • The Little Cars in the Great Race

    The Little Cars in the Great Race

    *shoutouts to Agostino (aka Creeper3455) for watching it with me*

    “You’re sav-INGS are going to turn into win-NINGS!”

    Lugnut truly deserves Best Supporting Actor tonight.

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things

    The Little Things is basically if you took Se7en and strip that film of everything that made it good. This film has very little to offer to the viewer both artistically and emotionally.

    The storytelling is a jumbled hodgepodge of scenes that don’t exactly build up to anything satisfying nor feel cohesive. Even with this random mish-mash of scenes mixed together with no rhyme or reason, the plot still manages to feel way too safe and generically executed for its…