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Matt has written 5 reviews for films with no rating.

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision 2021

    Rewatched 05 Mar, 2021

    One of the worst (and most overrated) shows in recent memory

  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

    Watched 17 Nov, 2020

    Uh-oh... Stinky 👁👄👁

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty 1999

    Watched 03 Aug, 2020

    Not giving this a rating since i give it 0 stars. How people thought this was good back in 1999 insults me. Easily one of the worst films i’ve seen in a while.

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 2017

    Watched 21 Nov, 2017

    Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Pros:
    - None

    Cons:
    - Terrible Acting

    - Horrible Directing

    - Abysmal Script

    - Bad Cinematography

    - Atrocious Editing

    - No funny jokes

    - Nonsensical Plot

    - Annoying Characters

    - Poor way of executing its message

    - Mediocre Pacing

    Overall Grade: F (0/10)

  • The Snowman

    The Snowman 2017

    Watched 28 Oct, 2017

    If i have to watch Michael Fassbender honk like a donkey ever again, i will never like him ever again.

    This is probably one of the most dull experiences at a theater I've ever had, and this is one of the absolute worst movies i'ver ever seen. It basically has everything i hate in a film:

    Rushed Production, Bland Performances, Abysmal Directing, and an uninteresting plot.

    I felt like sleeping throughout the entire movie, and I wouldn't blame anyone else…