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  • The Martian
  • Interstellar
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  • Come and See

    ★★★★★

  • The Bourne Legacy

    ½

  • The Bourne Identity

    ★★★★★

  • Ad Astra

    ½

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  • Come and See

    Come and See

    ★★★★★

    Okay, so there isn’t a Matt Damon cameo in this. What’s that I hear? Perhaps... the gasp you just gave when you see I gave this movie five stars without our beloved hero? 

    Well you see, I’m morally obligated to give this movie five stars. Why? Because Matt Damon was physically unable to do this movie for some reason. However, Matt Damon was perfectly able to make a cameo in Parasite, AND THEY DIDNT LET HIM DO IT. Therefore, me…

  • The Bourne Legacy

    The Bourne Legacy

    Hm, maybe the make up artist did something a little strange, but it seems like Matt Damon swapped his face with FUCKING JEREMY RENNER. YOU REALLY HAD SOMETHING HERE WITH THIS BOURNE SERIES, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO GET FUCKING HAWKEYE TO REPLACE OUR BELOVED STAR. FUCK! 

    Hey at least Jason Bourne (2016) got Matt Damon back...

    Edit: THERES GOING TO BE A SEQUEL TO JEREMY RENNER BOURNE???!??!?!?!?

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