Okay, so there isn’t a Matt Damon cameo in this. What’s that I hear? Perhaps... the gasp you just gave when you see I gave this movie five stars without our beloved hero?
Well you see, I’m morally obligated to give this movie five stars. Why? Because Matt Damon was physically unable to do this movie for some reason. However, Matt Damon was perfectly able to make a cameo in Parasite, AND THEY DIDNT LET HIM DO IT. Therefore, me…
