Favorite films

  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • Waiting for Guffman
  • North by Northwest
  • Death Proof

Recent activity

  • Avengers: Endgame


  • The Spy Who Loved Me


  • Avengers: Infinity War


  • Thor: Ragnarok


Recent reviews

  • Lightyear



    The thirsty side of me was really looking forward to this for the specific purpose of treating my eyeballs to what I've come to describe as "Hot Buzz." (Seriously, how/why is he so damn hunky in this?!)

    On the flip side of actually watching the film at the world premiere my lust for Hot Buzz continues but my infatuation with the rest of the film remains muted. The animation is of course absolutely stunning and the adorable robot cat provides…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    I seriously want so much to love each and every one of these movies but once again a Jurassic Park sequel becomes a major disappointment with this alleged "finale".

    I can't even begin to describe how absurd I found the story of this one to be. And that's coming from a series based on the premise of dinosaurs being brought back from extinction! The locusts, the cloning, the dino black market, the laser-guided dino assassins, the sanctuary in Italy...it's all…

Popular reviews

  • Bowling for Columbine

    Bowling for Columbine


    Michael Moore has the power to turn people against each other in record time if you happen to disagree on his merits as a documentary filmmaker but with Bowling For Columbine I truly believe he defined a time period of American history better than any other cinematic resource. He asks some very difficult questions here that ultimately can't be answered definitively but as a conversation starter this is perfection.
    The saddest thing about it though is that 10 years later…

  • Grease 2

    Grease 2


    Ok yeah I know the original 'Grease' is technically a better movie and a legitimate classic...but I love 'Grease 2' more and I'll never apologize for it.
    The songs are catchier, the dancing is better, the female empowerment is stronger, and Maxwell Caulfield is the goddamn hottest man alive in every frame of this movie.
    Don't @ me.