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  • The Town

    The Town

    ★★★

    hah I live here now

  • World War Z

    World War Z

    ★★

    Brad Pitt hanging out with the IDF huh

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  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★★½

    13 years old: WHOAAAAAAA AAAAAAWWWEEEESSSOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    22 years old: what garbage, I prefer *art* films

    31 years old: WHOAAAAAAA AAAAAAWWWEEEESSSOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    ½

    If Tarantino made this in 2015--aesthetics aside--he would have been booted straight back to the video store. I'll probably change my mind when I see this again in a few years and realize why it's as highly regarded as it is, but for now I'm going to just say that this is the most expensive excuse for letting a white guy throw the n word around as a stand in for every pronoun in the past fifty years.