Matt

if it's got a well-timed needle drop i'm already a fan

Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Jurassic Park

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  • King Lear

    ★★★

  • St. Elmo's Fire

    ★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

  • Roman Holiday

    ★★★★★

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  • King Lear

    King Lear

    ★★★

    Horny people online telling Andrew Scott to break their backs after Fleabag are going to LOVE the third act of this movie.

  • St. Elmo's Fire

    St. Elmo's Fire

    ★½

    If I knew this group of "friends" I would get a pilot's license just to take all the men on a flight to South America but intentionally crash land on a desert island a la Lord of the Flies, forcing us to live out the rest of our days there alone, yet I would have the comfort of knowing that no woman would have to interact with any of them ever again.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    I never cry in movies. Like literally never. Don't know what it says about me that no movie in my 20 years has ever struck me enough to bring me to tears before, but it says a lot about this movie... because I bawled my eyes out. For reasons too personal to describe, a story has never come to me at exactly the time I needed it like this.

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me

    ★★★½

    If I were Owen Wilson I'd be mad as hell about some of the stuff the editors said about me in those Instagram Live comments. "What's wrong with his nose?" like come ON.

    Actually unironically such a great time! We've desperately needed fun heartfelt studio romcoms with charismatic leads back for a long time, and this totally delivered.