Even the small things in this movie bug me. I hate Matthew Broderick’s stupid hat and the rain adds no atmosphere. It’s clearly being used to cover up the crappy visual effects, and still doing a poor job of it. The movie’s a tonal mess where a couple of military guys die in a fiery blaze, and then it cuts to a joke about at least they fed Godzilla with all that fish HAR HAR HAR HAR. Then move to…