Matt has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★★½ during 2020.

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    pretty good if you have not seen the trailer. if you HAVE seen the trailer, you have seen multiple plot twists, every scare, and virtually every scene in the movie.

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    A show about how doing drugs and drinking makes you smart/hot

  • Onward



    The beauty of Pixar’s best films is the simplicity of their main conceit. 

    -What if our toys lived secret lives?
    -What if our emotions were sentient beings? 
    -What if a little robot fell in love?
    -What if monsters were actually afraid of us?

    This movie has its own classic Pixar premise:

    -What if your dad was a sentient ass?

    No, seriously. This is a movie about two elf children who resurrect their dead father’s disembodied legs, ass, and presumably dick…