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  • Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    I went to see this with some friends last night and about 2/3rds of the way through the screen went completely dark and for a second it was like “oh yeah okay Ari would go to black right as a ladybug man was talking” but then it was like completely dark like I mean the whole theater not just the screen and everybody was like “ah man this would happen in this movie” and laughed and in some ways we…

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

    lynch:
    what does mean? i don’t think it really means anything, in the way people say something means something, you know, umm, because a meaning is a thing that—

    everyone (yelling through cupped hands):
    IT MEANS YOU WERE SCARED OF PARENTHOOD, MARRIAGE, AND THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA, DAVID

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

    *LIFE GOAL ACCOMPLISHED*

    Last night I finally got to check the No. 1 film off my “Films to Someday See in Theaters” list.🥲

    My full post and pic to prove it HERE.

    Yet again, eternally grateful to The Texas Theatre.❤️

    Also SeaEss for wanting to go see this and also having a car to drive there. 😂

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

    First watch for my brother and he loved it 🥲








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  • Sherlock, Jr.

    Sherlock, Jr.

    ★★★★

    The Facts—

    1) CGI was invented approximately 50 years after the making of this film.

    2) Buster Keaton jumped through a man’s stomach.

    3) Buster Keaton was a witch.

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    Someone literally gets mauled by mattresses falling from the sky.

    I love this movie.