Favorite films

  • Before Midnight
  • Stand by Me
  • Almost Famous
  • Zodiac

Recent activity

  • School of Rock


  • Army of the Dead


  • Mysterious Island


  • Insidious


Recent reviews

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    A baffling decision to set this movie in vibrant, neon-lit, apocalyptic Las Vegas, only to trap all the characters in a single bland, nondescript underground hallway for forty minutes.

  • Tenet



    Feel like it would have been better with a sports almanac or an "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance somewhere in there

Popular reviews

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed


    My favorite part about this movie is that there's a post-credits scene where Scooby gives you a "secret code" for the Gameboy Advanced game.

  • It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books

    It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books

    Look, I love Richard Linklater. I think the guy's a genius. "Before Midnight" is my favorite film of all time, and "Everybody Wants Some!!!" is my favorite film so far of 2016.

    But honestly, this film is not good.

    In fact, it's kind of terrible. But it's understandably terrible, and what's more, it's forgivably terrible. The title--"It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books," seems to be insinuating that the only way to truly learn something is by doing…