The Lighthouse ★★★½

I did not expect Eggers' follow-up to The VVitch to be a wildly disgusting and surprisingly hilarious Guy Maddin/sea-shanty pastiche, but here we are and I'm delighted.

"Have it your way. I like your cooking" might be the best comeback to an epic rant since "You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew."