Matthew Lane

Matthew Lane

Nigerian scammer
Father of 6. Loves me wife, loves me some films.

Favorite films

  • Ben & Arthur
  • Ready Player One
  • Magnolia
  • Barnyard

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  • Network

    ★★½

  • The Cat in the Hat

    ★★½

  • Powaqqatsi

    ½

  • Mystic River

    ★★★½

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  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    NO! NO! NO! NO!
    Even worse on a rewatch! 
    Quincy Tarani should jus freaking stop! 
    Can’t wait till his last movie! (Not because it’s gonna be good bcuz trust me it’s not! I’m excited because it’ll mean he will no longer make shitty films!!!!!)
    Jus like when I watch pulp fiction. So excited to see what ppl call the greatest film of our society, and it was jus samal kackson saying “Motherfrickee” the entire fucning time!

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    This an amazing movie and all but Tom Cruise is in it so I hated it.