I spent the entire movie deciding what my take was on this one, so here it goes: this is the showgirls of monster movies. Thank you.
• John Gotti Jr. was heavily involved in the film’s production, evident in the fact that they cast the most symmetrical looking man to play him from 17 years old to 50, aging him solely by giving him reading glasses in his later years. They cut to real footage of John Gotti Jr., a man that looks like a fat diner owner, and it was genuinely the saddest part of the film.
• This film uses footage of…