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  • A Perfect Pairing

    ★★½

  • On the Count of Three

    ★★★½

  • Hallam Foe

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  • Newly Single

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  • A Perfect Pairing

    A Perfect Pairing

    ★★½

    This is one of the most unchallenging, predictable, written-by-an-algorithm films that exists, but it stars the virtually perfect Victoria Justice - a woman whose only discernible flaw is being doomed to appear in such vanilla cinema.

    If the movie genie gave me three wishes I'd consider using one of them to get her a better agent, she's so overdue a big hit that it's almost suspicious. The other two would have Danny Boyle do another 28 sequel and MEW being in everything ever made 😎

    #justice4justice

  • On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three

    ★★★½

    It's rare that I wish a film was longer, but here we are.

    I'm not so familiar with lead/director Jerrod Carmichael (though i am now, damn) but Christopher Abbott is one of our finest contemporary actors and watching them have a pitch black celebration of the end of their miserable lives is something I could've happily watched for hours.

    Championing Papa Roach as the suicidal anthem, a cheeky dig at Alanis Morissette, a semi-serious mocking of both the healthcare system…

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