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Pinned reviews

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    The Vegan Police are the greatest characters in cinematic history.

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

    Nigel Godrich.


  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl


    There needs to be more movies that are like this and fewer that are not.

Recent reviews

  • American Outlaws

    American Outlaws


    Please filmmakers, stop making movies about violent losers on the run be so boring. I don't care if it's based on real events, just make something up about them that's interesting/exciting and run with it.

    Some rotten acting/writing in this one too, could really feel them waiting for their cues to unleash another volley of "fuck you bro!"/"we gotta think smart sis!" upon each other. Urgh.

    Treat Williams' final film, he deserved better.

  • Arctic Void

    Arctic Void


    Decent little crack at indie sci fi where its lack of budget doesn't really matter as Svalbard is never not beautiful, and an over-reliance on dazzling special effects there is not.

    Similar to other where did everyone go 'em ups like Bokeh (moreso with setting) or even the masterful The Leftovers in general premise though clearly lacking the many, many things that made that such an ethralling tale. Something it does definitely share with those and others in this sungenre is an ending that'll make you either swear at the TV or be in awe of what's told.

Popular reviews

  • The Silence

    The Silence

    A Quiet Place, if it was written by Michael instead of Jim.

  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart


    The Fault In Our Lungs 💔