RSS feed for mattsarli

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Loser

    Loser

    Why do I hate myself enough to watch this movie

  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★★★

    I’ve spent the past 11 years learning Spanish to understand this movie only to find out there are subtitles. 4/5

Popular reviews

More
  • The Others

    The Others

    ★★★★★

    Sean, when you see this review, watch this. Surprisingly good. It’s on HBO. Hopefully you still have the Gilmore subscription.

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    This is a commercial disguised as a movie. They’re trying to get Americans familiar with Eurovision so we watch it. Put your tin foil hats on people, Eurovision is coming