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  • Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

    Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

    ★★

    Fuck your gay jokes.
    Fuck your "tranny" jokes.
    Fuck your AIDS jokes.
    Fuck your domestic violence jokes.
    Fuck your rape jokes.

    Have his comic chops been frozen in amber for the last decade? This was just depressing.

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ★★★½

    Norwegian director Morten Tyldum ("The Imitation Game") helms this stylish sci-fi thriller starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. They're two people traveling on a 120-year journey in space to go live on another planet when they accidentally wake up from their hibernation pods too early. The movie succeeds thanks to the chemistry between the two leads, but the storyline presents a serious ethical dilemma that may prove too creepy for some viewers. If you are able to look past these…

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  • The Kid with a Bike

    The Kid with a Bike

    ★★½

    Was "The Insufferable Twat With A Bike" taken? I spent 90% of this movie hoping this little fucker would get hit by a car.

  • Bedknobs and Broomsticks

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks

    ★★★★

    Angela Lansbury plays a witch who fucks up a bunch of Nazi assholes. They just don't make family films like they used to!