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  • Poison Ivy

    Poison Ivy


    It's not exactly fair to take a movie from 1992 and view it through the lens of 2019, but HOW did we ever let this become a thing? And I guess I'm more shocked because it's directed by a woman!

    Drew Barrymore was FIFTEEN when this was shot (and her character is also supposed to be the same age) but she's out here going out of her way to seduce Tom Skerritt who was FIFTY-NINE at the time of shooting.…

  • Body of Evidence

    Body of Evidence


    I can recognize that this is a BAD movie, but it's an absolutely fascinating one.

    I'm not sure I had ever seen the unrated version before checking out the new Shout Factory Blu-ray and the comparison between the theatrical cut and the unrated version for the parking garage sex scene alone is worth checking out to illustrate the hypocrisy of the MPAA (women cannot get or enjoy oral sex in an R-rated movie, generally).

    The ensemble cast is so strong…

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  • The Kid with a Bike

    The Kid with a Bike


    Was "The Insufferable Twat With A Bike" taken? I spent 90% of this movie hoping this little fucker would get hit by a car.

  • Bedknobs and Broomsticks

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks


    Angela Lansbury plays a witch who fucks up a bunch of Nazi assholes. They just don't make family films like they used to!