holy shit
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No Time to Die 2021
there are about 8 lines in this movie that sound like they were written by the writers of the 60s batman show
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The Last Days of American Crime 2020
“What can I get you? You want something? A drink? Cocaine? We’ve got some great cocaine”
This movie is one of the ten plagues of 2020 but you can’t deny that a few of the lines sound like they were written by Tommy Wiseau which is fucking hilarious
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Tiger King 2020
it’s disturbing that some people are actually defending a narcissistic animal abusing shitbag... saying that, movies about terrible people can be pretty entertaining so i’d watch a film based on him but only if sam rockwell plays joe exotic. if you don’t think that would be a great casting choice you’re lying to yourself
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Trolls World Tour 2020
gonna shoot cereal milk and heroin directly into my corneas and get ready for what i predict will be a monumental accomplishment
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Knives Out 2019
“I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not a hole at all!“
one of the best movies of 2019
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Jumanji: The Next Level 2019
if a couple months from now i come across a person who can recite one line from this movie from memory i will write them a check on the spot for five thousand dollars
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Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019
tarantino’s one of my favorite filmmakers but i’m hoping a second viewing helps me appreciate this movie bc it was more disappointing than biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to realize it’s fuckin oatmeal raisin
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Ford v Ferrari 2019
this movie’s well edited and acted and there’s not really much wrong with it but there’s something missing that i can’t put my finger on. if anyone can help me figure this out i’ll give you a burrito