Mattie Yapp

Please know that no matter what I say here, Juno is the only movie I actually like

Favorite films

  • Juno
  • Scream
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • Call Me by Your Name

Recent activity

  • Bullet Train


  • We're All Going to the World's Fair


  • Prey


  • Nope


Recent reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    With the insane amount of plot twists and deus ex machina it reads a little like improv yes 
    and-ing, but like it’s an insane amount of fun and keeps one-uping itself so I got exactly what I wanted out of it. 

    The Fiji ad was a lot

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair


    While I can’t say I love the movie itself, I think this did such a great job at playing with a real “horror” our generation kind of uniquely dealt with, and that’s being a depressed teenager with unmonitored internet access.

    I feel like myself and so many of my friends just poured out so many intimate, embarrassing details to strangers online (and speaking from my own experience they sometimes had really shitty intentions). I think this movie kind of captures…

Popular reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    I feel like the only way you could give this a 5 star is if you’re just a bo burnham stan who desperately wanted this to be good

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    My thought will change literally no one’s mind on anything but having a theatre full of people laugh as an adult exposed herself to a minor is one of the grosser experiences I’ve ever had as someone with sexual trauma