Mattie Yapp

Please know that no matter what I say here, Juno is the only movie I actually like

Favorite films

  • Juno
  • Scream
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • Call Me by Your Name

Recent activity

  • Elvis


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Popcorn


  • The Black Phone


Recent reviews

  • Elvis



    I never thought I’d see a two and a half hour movie and wish it was a bit longer, but here we are

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    Electric, kinetic, cliché, and undeniably awe-inspiring; Maverick delivers some of the most impressive action I've ever seen (granted, unless it's some superhero bullshit, I rarely watch action films). Cruise's performance is one that really makes someone understand how he has managed to stay such a Hollywood darling decade after decade. He gushes with charm and is far better at delivering vulnerability than I expected.

    The runtime flies (ha) by, which is good as the thin plot is really more of…

Popular reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    I feel like the only way you could give this a 5 star is if you’re just a bo burnham stan who desperately wanted this to be good

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    My thought will change literally no one’s mind on anything but having a theatre full of people laugh as an adult exposed herself to a minor is one of the grosser experiences I’ve ever had as someone with sexual trauma