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  • The Doom Doc

    The Doom Doc

    ½

    Complete and utter ill-informed rubbish.
    This is made by a couple of dozy, dim-witted kids with no knowledge or cultural/historical perspective of the genre they purport to be documenting. As it happens there are no doom metal bands in this documentary but rather a collection of young, barely literate and genuinely gormless trendies and hipsters, with no seriousness of purpose, playing the worst, most unsophisticated bilge to ever pass as heavy music.
    A pile of shit.

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  • Phantasm

    Phantasm

    ★★★★★

    And Soon the Darkness… Hoop-Tober 3.0
    #9

    In a sense I find it remarkable that this film was the success that it was. Phantasm is a film that really effectively encapsulates the illogicalities, the erratic narrative, all the peculiarities and the general tone of a nightmare. Indeed, the bright white passageways, the corners and the doorways inside the funeral home, and those fleeting glimpses of cowled figures darting behind headstones in the vast, sunlit cemetery, felt to me like half-remembered…

  • Creepshow

    Creepshow

    I watched this tonight with my 7-year-old daughter, Ophelia.
    She was too frightened to go to the toilet afterwards in case a cockroach crawled up her bum.
    I'll get her to write a review tomorrow morning.


    "Review" by Ophelia Rose May:

    I did not watch all of it, but I will get to that in a minute. Right it was very fun but there are cockroaches OH NO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I Iiked it. The Crate was good. Go away now if…