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  • Phantasm

    Phantasm

    ★★★

    This is one of those movies I wish I could have seen blind.

  • Dragon Tiger Gate

    Dragon Tiger Gate

    ★★

    Bad wigs and worse cgi. I did not get on with this at all.

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  • Battleship

    Battleship

    Made me wish a comet would fall from the sky and obliterate the world. A species that spends $200m on this SHITE deserves to become extinct

  • Eden Lake

    Eden Lake

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Despite the fact that this film is very well made and acted, I can't think of a British horror film I detest more from the last few years (I haven't seen Zombie Women of Satan). My reason for loathing it is purely political, I don't think I can think of a film that demonises the working class so completely. Every single working class person in the film is a scumbag. This is a bullshit middle class nightmare, and it's no wonder the Daily Mail gave it a five star review.