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  • Hereditary



    GUY A FEW SEATS NEXT TO ME: *coughs*
    ME: Hmm...
    GUY A FEW SEATS NEXT TO ME: *breathes heavily*
    ME: ........he's going to ruin the movie for me, isn't he?
    CHARLIE: *breathes heavily*
    ME: *breathes heavily throughout the rest of the movie*

  • Patrick


    In case you're wondering if there's a more important reason than the World Cup and the Incredibles why Disney UK slated the next Ant-Man's UK release for almost one month later than its US date...

    ...yeah. It's this. This is why.

    I am not kidding.

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  • Ferdinand



    The horses dab.

    That is all.

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini


    When you ask an American where babies come from:
    "Babies come from a factory and storks deliver them. And their hair is dyed like the rainbow before delivery!"

    When you ask a Frenchman where babies come from:
    "Exploding willies."

    This movie is a miracle.