★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun, 2018
GUY A FEW SEATS NEXT TO ME: *coughs* ME: Hmm... GUY A FEW SEATS NEXT TO ME: *breathes heavily* ME: ........he's going to ruin the movie for me, isn't he? CHARLIE: *breathes heavily* ME: *breathes heavily throughout the rest of the movie*
In case you're wondering if there's a more important reason than the World Cup and the Incredibles why Disney UK slated the next Ant-Man's UK release for almost one month later than its US date...
...yeah. It's this. This is why.
I am not kidding.
★★ Watched 03 Dec, 2017 3
The horses dab.
That is all.
★★★★★ Watched 08 Oct, 2016 1
When you ask an American where babies come from: "Babies come from a factory and storks deliver them. And their hair is dyed like the rainbow before delivery!"
When you ask a Frenchman where babies come from: "Exploding willies."
This movie is a miracle.