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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Now that I remember what a circus is like, I've seen greater crimes against human decency. That Mamma Mia prequel trailer, for instance.

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    To the denizens of Film Twitter, Letterboxd, Tumblr, deviantART, etc.,

    If only my heart could burn to the same degree as yours would over the fantastical, nostalgia-dressed intertwining of a silent female and the aquatic beast to her beauty, and see the novelty in a Del Toro fantasy world and those who inhabit it once again.

    Kind regards,
    Max the Movie Guy

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  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini


    When you ask an American where babies come from:
    "Babies come from a factory and storks deliver them. And their hair is dyed like the rainbow before delivery!"

    When you ask a Frenchman where babies come from:
    "Exploding willies."

    This movie is a miracle.

  • Ferdinand



    The horses dab.

    That is all.