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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★½

    Now that I remember what a circus is like, I've seen greater crimes against human decency. That Mamma Mia prequel trailer, for instance.

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★

    To the denizens of Film Twitter, Letterboxd, Tumblr, deviantART, etc.,


    If only my heart could burn to the same degree as yours would over the fantastical, nostalgia-dressed intertwining of a silent female and the aquatic beast to her beauty, and see the novelty in a Del Toro fantasy world and those who inhabit it once again.


    Kind regards,
    Max the Movie Guy

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  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini

    ★★★★★

    When you ask an American where babies come from:
    "Babies come from a factory and storks deliver them. And their hair is dyed like the rainbow before delivery!"

    When you ask a Frenchman where babies come from:
    "Exploding willies."

    This movie is a miracle.

  • Ferdinand

    Ferdinand

    ★★

    The horses dab.



    That is all.