Favorite films

  • Dunston Checks In
  • The Way You Wanted Me
  • Rollerball
  • Escape from L.A.

Recent activity

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  • Breathless


  • Ultraviolet


  • The Three Musketeers


Recent reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)

    Help, I’m beginning to appreciate Mr. Nobody.

    Michelle Yeoh is good during the kiss at the end. Everything else is manipulative. I thought for some reason Tony Leung Chiu-wai from Bullet in the Head would be in this, oh well. I don’t really hate it but sometimes it’s sarcastic and has a defeatist mentality, no bueno.

    Also fuck off with Debussy

  • City of Ghosts

    City of Ghosts



Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    I’m sure that the colors would pop in a beautiful 70mm screening of this movie but I could take in the pretty pictures, fine performances and original score well enough on the 720p Ummagurau camrip presented by Slotreels.com. Such a viewing would only enhance the illusion cast by the vampire behind the curtain. “Ah ah ah! Oh The Doors, you want to live with these characters, back in this time and away from your own. Escape! Escape! Imagine the smell…”…

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    The blender guy had more life in him than any of the actors.

    Soulless. Doesn't have the best line between Riff and Tony. Wow… Tonight (Quintet) didn’t even work. This sucks.

    Kare is dead like Robbins, Bernstein, Laurents and Sondheim (Formerly Alive ((spinning in his grave)). How can so many people think this is good? It’s boring!!! Maria in this is a terrible actress, Bernardo is too soft, Rita Moreno is embarrassing, and *sigh*... Ansel Elgort was good 😰. Permanent…