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Kept Woman 2015
Moral of the story: never let a man that teaches a men's studies class into ur house
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The Requin 2022
I never quite learned why it was called The Requin. What I did learn is that Alicia Silverstone can’t act. Also, that this movie couldn’t afford the special effects to make a shark look realistic. Or even just a shack floating on water.
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The Big Year 2011
So, I'm watching this, and I'm having a hard time staying awake. Pure boredom.
Then, the sound designer decides to mix the film so a Coldplay song plays at maximum volume, making me spill my Pringles.
I just don't know what to say, this sucked.
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Ralph Breaks the Internet 2018
Disney furiously sucks its own dick for 2 hours to remind you that they own everything. Ralph is there too.
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