The Film Critic ★½

(To the tune of "Girls Wanna Have Fun")

I come home from the early screening
My ex says when you gonna live your life right
Oh ex dear we're not the fortunate ones
And critics they want to be loved
Oh critics just want to be loved

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My editor yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh my dear you know you're still number one
But critics they want to be loved
Oh critics just want to be

That's all they really want
Some love
When the working day is done
Oh critics, they want to be loved
Oh critics just want to be loved

Some critics take a beautiful film
And recommend it to the rest of the world
I want to be the one to get quoted on the poster
Oh critics they want to be loved
Oh critics just want to be

That's all they really want
Some love
When the working day is done
Oh critics, they want to be loved
Oh critics just want to be loved(Critics they wanna)
(Wanna be loved)
(Critics wanna be)

They just wanna, they just wanna
(Critics, critics just wanna be loved)
They just wanna, they just wanna be loved
Critics, critics just wanna be loved

(They just wanna, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna
(Critics, critics just wanna be loved)
Critics, critics just wanna be loved

When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh when the workin' day is done
Oh critics, critics just wanna be loved

They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna
Oh critics, critics just wanna be loved

(They just wanna, they just wanna)
When the workin'
(They just wanna, they just wanna)
When the workin' day is done
(critics, critics just wanna be loved)
When the working day is done
Oh critic, critics just wanna be loved

(They just wanna, they just wanna)
Yeah, yeah, yeah